The Biker Vs The Cop

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street,
'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yes Sir,' the little boy said, 'he sure did!'
The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $5 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!'
The young boy looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'
Playing along with the boy, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!'
The little boy looked up at the cop and said:
'Next year tell Santa; The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!!